My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.


Sister and I were talking about how Hannibal could be advertised in Germany as the NEXT BIG COOKING SHOW (because cooking shows are a running gag here).

We came up with the following:

  • Da schmeckt dann auch der Nachbar!
  • Die dümmsten Bauern passen zu den dicksten Kartoffeln.
  • Er hat dich zum Fressen gern! <3


Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange.

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Oi nah I’ve been watching Twin Peaks like “nah that killer dude ain’t scary at all he’s just a creepy version of Fred Armisen” but the light in my room just went off momentarily and I was sure that that dude was about to appear and kill me tbh


glad to see he’s back to telling jokes


I’m hiding a whole 20kgs from these selfies

wow i wanna fuck me i nthe arse tbh i can’t get over myself