My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
Sister and I were talking about how Hannibal could be advertised in Germany as the NEXT BIG COOKING SHOW (because cooking shows are a running gag here).
We came up with the following:
- Da schmeckt dann auch der Nachbar!
- Die dümmsten Bauern passen zu den dicksten Kartoffeln.
- Er hat dich zum Fressen gern! <3
Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange.
Oi nah I’ve been watching Twin Peaks like “nah that killer dude ain’t scary at all he’s just a creepy version of Fred Armisen” but the light in my room just went off momentarily and I was sure that that dude was about to appear and kill me tbh
glad to see he’s back to telling jokes
I’m hiding a whole 20kgs from these selfies
wow i wanna fuck me i nthe arse tbh i can’t get over myself